Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Finally, A Definite Answer

Why I am still single is a question many people have asked me over last few years, including my close friends (when they are not saying, "now that's why you don't have a girlfriend")

Today, while proctoring an exam for the class, I saw a girl who also seem to be fed up with the question, and gave a fitting reply to everybody using her t-shirt. So, by her permission (OK, I called TA privilege), I give the answer to the question why I am still single:


The odds are good,
But the goods are odd


P.S. Apparently this answer can be given by any person in any engineering college, in any country...*



*conditions apply

13 comments:

If I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya said...

so i got in to work early today and have spent a very pleasant 30 minutes reading all the past posts i hadn't read up.

odds are good, and the goods are odd

lol

Cuckoo said...

Can't get the meaning of anything ...or am I so insane these days??

Though the words are good ;)
odds are good, and the goods are odd

So, why are you still single? :P

SiD said...

fleiger bhai - answer the lady... why are you still single.

now c'mon... dont say goods are odds... ;)

Amey said...

@If I tell ya: Thanks... welcome to my blog (or is it welcome back?) Enjoy and keep commenting...

@Cuckoo: What didn't you get? I am still single because odds against it are good, but unfortunately the goods available are very very odd ;)

@Sid: Answered... and that is my answer, what else can I say?

Cuckoo said...

hahaha Niki,
Nice idea. I would love to see him as a e-groom. :P
Now the only problem is to look for a e-bride!! Do you know anyone who could be coaxed to be his e-wife??
Of course, he should like her company.

Amey said...

@Nikichan and Cuckoo: I wonder why all my friends are so intent on getting me married? Nice idea nikichan, but then will this marriage be only valid on net?

SiD said...

The pace at which technology is having serious influences on our lives.. i dont think this concept of e-marriage is very far away....

Tathaastu!!!

sparkle said...

sometimes odd things are good, they are so rare! ever considered that?

Ganja Turtle said...

thanks pal! thats a line I can use from now!! ;-)

Amey said...

@Sid: The concept is not mine, and I don't think it will catch on (I mean, marriage on net???) This is just a conspiracy by cuckoo and nikichan...

@Sparkle: Yes, but I was not talking about "cute odd" goods, it was more like "oh my god, that's odd" I was referring to ;)

@Ganja Turtle: Read the fins print first...

Cuckoo said...

For your info, the marriage on net has started quite sometime back..around 4-5 years ..

I think the 1st one was for a muslim couple living in different countries. I don't remember the whole thing but I think one of them was in jail and they knew they would not be able to meet for sometime.

sparkle said...

ha ha ha!

Amey said...

@Cuckoo: So I am a jail-bird, or I am getting married to a jail-bird?
Anyways, call me traditional, call me old-fashioned, but I think "e" in marriage belongs only at the end ;)

@Sparkle: Expand...