Friday, May 30, 2008

WC '11 is India's

So, here's the fool-proof strategy for India to win Cricket World Cup 2011.

Forget practise, forget camps, forget opposition research. Just put an IPL tournament before WC, and Australia is out of running. And we all know what that means...

And yes, I am ready to take on the job of strategy consultant to Indian cricket team. Now BCCI, let's discuss the compensation package, shall we?

Friday, May 16, 2008

Elementary, My Dear Watson

If you got less that 3 correct answers to this quiz on "Prince Caspian", that means you can't read.

Oh yes, quiz answers should be easily workoutable, but give us some challenge please.

Incidentally,

C S Lewis' adaptation of the children's fantasy series

I am pretty sure there is something wrong in that sentence.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Charging On The Go...

Good news: girls need not switch off their cellphones due to low battery anymore. That's one excuse, for not answering the call, out the window.

Bad news: girls need not switch off their cellphones due to low battery anymore. Which means, they can now talk non-stop.

Incidentally, will the solar panels work when covered with fabric (shirts, coats etc.)? Not that I have any problem with the clothing-related restrictions this innovation might entail. You know, kuch paane ke liye and all that...



P.S. "Got a charger?" is going to be a new addition to "Top 10 Lame Pickup Lines".

P.P.S. Patent pending for the lame pickup line.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

First Step...

Parting my hair on left... check.

Now if I can only get around to getting that great idea for a company, I can get into Fortune 500.