The Fount of Knowledge Part II

These being the words of The Great Eagle... Second in the series of the posts which will reveal the true meaning of life, and provide the "Definite Answer" you are seeking in this mortal universe. Following the advice in these posts will be advantageous in this and next life (we are carrying out studies to compile a proper list of "Things You Will Get").


As every other "Enlightened One" will tell you, the morals of today's generation are slipping. The people are getting selfish, egocentric, even vain and are not thinking about others...

But what others will not tell you is that where does this selfishness comes from... (which means I am going to tell you now, you ignorant ones)

The root of all this evil is in our TV serials and movies. We have all heard of how TV is "idiot box" and how the adultery and violance in those serials and movies is affecting today's kids. But evils of tvils and movils, sorry TV and movies go much deeper than just that...

I mean, we have movie titles like "Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rahte Hain" and TV serials named "Banoo Main Teri Dulhan", "Tulsi Tere Aangan Ki"... And this "maan na maan, main tera mehman" message is what the young generation is watching on the TV.

So, to avoid this, I am going to request all the producers to start using polite questions like, "Kya Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rah Sakte Hain?" and "Kya Main Aapki Dulhan Ban Sakti Hoon?" (I mean, at least give the poor guy a choice, he is going to get married you know)

This also has a further advantage for all the TRP-loving producers that all the titles will start with K (and you know what that means in terms of TRP). Call it "fleigerology".

Which means I will also start getting visits from the producers, not just the "general public". Seems my ERP just went up...


- For I am The Great Eagle...

S.P. 1. All the titles in this post are spelled using fleigerologically correct hinglish spellings. No numerology stuff for me...
2. ERP = Enlightenment Rating Points (more about this later)