Finally, A Definite Answer
Why I am still single is a question many people have asked me over last few years, including my close friends (when they are not saying, "now that's why you don't have a girlfriend")
Today, while proctoring an exam for the class, I saw a girl who also seem to be fed up with the question, and gave a fitting reply to everybody using her t-shirt. So, by her permission (OK, I called TA privilege), I give the answer to the question why I am still single:
The odds are good,
But the goods are odd
P.S. Apparently this answer can be given by any person in any engineering college, in any country...*
*conditions apply