Sorry Astronomers

You don’t need a brain faster than a supercomputer to know that this just means Sabu got angry over something.

Mystery solved. Next one please…

 

Engineer Here

So, I was just looking at the TI site, as I am prone to do when bored, and I came across this:

which I found to be an admirable suggestion, given that I am an engineer.

So what I didn’t develop laptops, MP3 players, cell phone or something like that. You can always thank me for this.

 

 

P.S. No, I am not anywhere in that last video. But…

Say Hello To The Unending Fuel Source

3 step process to fuel your car indefinitely:

1. Turn your car or other vehicle to run on biodiesel made from body-fat.
2. Use the vehicle to get everywhere. (Little/no exercise = more body fat)
3. Liposuck and repeat.

 

 

P.S. The doctor may just have killed two birds with 14 lbs.: solution for obesity and fuel crisis.

P.P.S.  Did he take it literally when his fellow plastic surgeons were talking about “that patient who paid for my trip to Florida”?

L.P.S. I promise that is the last of post-script joke (a.k.a. PSJ a.k.a. PJ) about this topic from me.

For Every Action...

The Swiss, of all people, create a machine which has the potential to destroy the universe. (I think there are some unresolved issues about "Neutrality" there, but that is for another post).

In response, the Universe nudges a rock which has the potential to destroy the earth. (Reminds you of the warning shots they fire across the bows of ships, doesn't it?)

My GUT says: Astrophysics, Particle Physics... it's all Physics at the core.


Morale of the story: The Universe does not live in a glass house.

So Unfair

After this, this is just so unfair.

Incidentally, I think those two inventions will never go together.

And I have already copyrighted "Got a charger?" as a pick-up line.

Also, "My cellphone is little low on battery".

Here endeth my attempt at writing cheeky posts.

Charging On The Go...

Good news: girls need not switch off their cellphones due to low battery anymore. That's one excuse, for not answering the call, out the window.

Bad news: girls need not switch off their cellphones due to low battery anymore. Which means, they can now talk non-stop.

Incidentally, will the solar panels work when covered with fabric (shirts, coats etc.)? Not that I have any problem with the clothing-related restrictions this innovation might entail. You know, kuch paane ke liye and all that...



P.S. "Got a charger?" is going to be a new addition to "Top 10 Lame Pickup Lines".

P.P.S. Patent pending for the lame pickup line.