Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Bollywood Bites VII

First came ved and upnishad (which are "sung" in their original format). Then came shayari and many other forms of music. Then came the musicals (marathi musicals and their stars are famous).



Given the glorious tradition of Indian music and dance forms, it was but natural that the original Indian movie-makers would add song-and-dance sequences to their movies. Thus started the tradition of Indian song fests (with upto 14 songs in one movie. Remember, that's songs, not soundtracks)





When people started getting bored, the directors added "bonus" sightings in their movies, in the form of "item songs". Catering to the so-called front-seaters in the theatres (which are so different from front-benchers in the schools in their behaviour and expectations, but I digress), the item songs also provided an added incentive for people to watch the movies, in the form of their favourite attractive actors (the gender-neutral noun now being appropriate) even if just for 5 minutes or less.



But, it seems now people are not content with watching one actor dancing to a feet-tapping number. Or maybe, it is a very good strategy on the part of director, that almost every person who watches Bollywood movies will get to see their favourite star in this song. I mean, out of 30 actors in a song, every movie-goer should have at least one actor whom he/she likes to watch, right?



Update: I was almost sure that this news was really big enough for "International Herald Tribune" to report, but then I read the word "astronomers" and knew that it was something else (though equally newsworthy).





While we are on the subject of Bollywood, is it only me or does this headline suggest that Suniel (have I missed any e's or i's here?) Shetty is competing with Shakti Kapoor for the recipient of the dialog, "Bhagwan ke liye muze chhod do"?



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7 comments:

Cuckoo said...

Yes, that's true.
I think Farah Khan wants to make a record. How long would be the song to show the faces of them all I wonder.

Keshi said...

**Shetty is competing with Shakti Kapoor for the recipient of the dialog, "Bhagwan ke liye muze chhod do"?


LOL!

Keshi.

Amey said...

@Cuckoo:
I guess she can make a 1.5-2 hr musical, only the song stretched into a movie.
Or else, she can fit 4/5 people in a single frame/step and cut down the length of the song ;)
BTW, you've been tagged. Check my other blog for details.


@Keshi:
Well, that's the first thing I thought of when I read he is making "young girls nervous". I mean...
BTW, you've been tagged. Check my other blog for details.

Neihal said...

whew!!
what crazy things these 'directors' do to make some news. Ah well!!

But I have to say some of those item songs do get movie openings. :D

Amey said...

@Neihal: True. Farah Khan wants to make the "biggest star song ever" (there was one with a lot of actors back in 80s I think).
Well, item songs do make it to the prominant position in the news, and do generate a lot of interest, right? ;)

Anonymous said...

wooow hooo indian hunks!!!
it must have been really costly to make sooo many actors dance lol

Amey said...

@Nikichan: Think so... that might be costliest song in Bollywood.