Say Hello To The Unending Fuel Source

3 step process to fuel your car indefinitely:

1. Turn your car or other vehicle to run on biodiesel made from body-fat.
2. Use the vehicle to get everywhere. (Little/no exercise = more body fat)
3. Liposuck and repeat.

 

 

P.S. The doctor may just have killed two birds with 14 lbs.: solution for obesity and fuel crisis.

P.P.S.  Did he take it literally when his fellow plastic surgeons were talking about “that patient who paid for my trip to Florida”?

L.P.S. I promise that is the last of post-script joke (a.k.a. PSJ a.k.a. PJ) about this topic from me.