News You Just Can’t Make Up

From Indian Express:

After a 12-hour long power cut, … on Wednesday morning all the lifts and water pump motors in their buildings started running in the reverse mode.

In short, you are running late for office, and find out that there is no water for shower (the pumps are sucking water out of overhead tank into the ground tanks). Somehow managing that, you rush into the elevator on the way to the underground garage. You get off on the terrace.

Given the date of the news, I posit somebody had a wild night.

 

 

P.S. While we are on the topic of “making” something (up), what is the meaning of: film producer starring Zaffar and Nikki?

Recipe for a perfect evening

…if you are a war buff:

Peppermint mocha with

 

Followed by:

 

And then, watch in to taste.

P.S. Why doesn’t he “spell” his name like that now?

Putting 2 Plus 2 Together

Where ze 2^un:

et 2 ^deux :

 

Et voilà... Christmas time!!!

 

PJ = Paper Joke

It helps to have equally crazy friends when you are in mood for a good PJ:

Me: oh, btw, our chinese clients gave us some papercuts as gifts

Friend: HA. sucker

Me: sucker? why?

Friend: papercut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cut

Me: yeah ;) and they are very red too :D

 

Luckily for me, I don't have to go through any documentation, otherwise...

That's all I have to say

The only thing I am thankful for this weekend is that all my friends and cousins are safe in Mumbai. And I agree it is unbelievably selfish to feel that way, but I am numb to think or say anything beyond that.

But if I had anything to say, here's what I would have said:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Mumbai Tragedy

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

word for word.

 

 

P.S. The soundtrack is completely PG-18.